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deansass:

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are:

If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed

I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

I bet John Winchester never saw this post

(via u-will-like-that)

veromod-a:

until I have seen your face you look like your icon 

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via leeeexx)

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

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we take the naps we think we deserve

(Source: theblindvisionary, via u-will-like-that)

I haven’t cried in so long. I try so hard to be strong and act like I don’t care, but all that does is build up sadness and causes me to break. I don’t like being broken.

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I die I hope its from a cheeseburger overdose

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